Corp Circles

Crop circles are a less talked about phenomena which many link to UFOs. They are linked to UFOs because many people believe that it is visitors from outer space who make the circles and patterns in the crops as a form of communication. In our continuing quest for the truth we have come across a number of ‘bizarre crops’ in Somerset and the surrounding area. Once Pat even found a carrot with the face of Shaun Ryder, Alas that is another story. Whether a message from aliens or a distraction planned by the M.O.D. We at Timehole are convinced that crop circles are an integral part of the ongoing Somerset cover up.    


However there will always be sceptics. They say that it is just a form of mad graffiti or a way of getting attention for the people who go out at night in the darkness and make near perfect geometrical patterns by laying down the crops. Some of the simple circles could be done quite easily, ladders can be used to get from the edge of the field to the canvas without leaving a trail and then large circular stencils or giant geometry equipment could be used to make the patterns. This would not apply to the huge and amazingly complex patterns however. How is it possible to make such intricate patterns in the dead of night without anyone noticing. Whatever or whoever makes these crop circles are exceptional beings and I would love to watch them doing performing their art so I could know for sure what they are.

The first reported crop circle was in 1678 in Hertfordshire, UK, there ha
ve been over 5000 reported cases since. The following is an inscription regarding the 1678 crop circle, made August 22nd 1678.

Crop circle


The inscription reads:Being a true relation of a farmer, who bargaining with a poor mower, about the cutting down three half acres of oats: upon the mower's asking too much, the farmer swore that the Devil should mow it rather than he. And so it fell out, that very night, the crop of oat shew'd as if it had been all of a flame: but next morning appear'd so neatly mow'd by the Devil or some infernal spirit, that no mortal man was able to do the like. Also, how the said oats ly now in the field, and the owner has not power to fetch them away.